asshole

asshole
1. (asshole) (12538↑, 2315↓)
Your current boss.

"I work for SUCH an ASSHOLE."

2. (asshole) (7090↑, 1491↓)
someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....

Sean is the biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life\!

3. (Asshole) (4617↑, 1566↓)
Your [butt] hole. Were your [shit] comes out.

"I got hair on my asshole\!"

4. (asshole) (3067↑, 819↓)
A person in another car who cuts you off to get to the next lane, almost hits you while talking on the phone.

that asshole just cut me off

5. (asshole) (2859↑, 843↓)
An obnoxious, arrogant, self-centered male who women can't seem to get enough of.

Stan thought his relationship with Jenny was great until she dumped him for an asshole.

6. (asshole) (2090↑, 624↓)
Anyone who doesn't do exactly what you think they ought to do, exactly when you think they ought to do it.

That asshole took my parking space.

Author: Unrepentantfenianbastard http://asshole.urbanup.com/590068
7. (Asshole) (1771↑, 579↓)
The worst kind of person. You cannot fully construct a meaning that fully encompasses what this vicious insult means. If you're an asshole, you are disgusting, loathesome, vile, distasteful, wrathful, belligerent, agoraphobic, and more. Assholes are human fecal matter. They are the lowest of the low. They transcend all forms of immorality. It is the very worst of insults; to be called an asshole is to have your very soul ripped apart and shat on. I say that the word "asshole" is the worst cussword of the english language, worst than fuck, shit, and cunt combined.

See this site: www.thedipstop.com/Asshole.html

8. (Asshole) (510↑, 186↓)
1. A person who you feel needs to have the fuck beaten out of him 2. This dipshit I know named Albert

If Albert doesn't stop being an asshole, I'm going to beat the living hell out of his ass.

9. (asshole) (332↑, 101↓)
1. Sphincter/anus/rectum 2. An annoying/abrasive person 3. My geography teacher

1. After sitting on that cold park bench for so long, his asshole was so numb he accidentally sh*t in his pants. 2. That guy is such an asshole\! 3. My geography teacher is a pedophile/asshole.

10. (asshole) (353↑, 144↓)
What you are currently sitting on.

Man\! my asshole is itchy.

11. (asshole) (252↑, 44↓)
a man who treats women like they don't matter and thinks his shit don't stink

That asshole fucked her and left her and didn't even feel bad.

12. (asshole) (262↑, 65↓)
A totally and completely passive-aggressive JERK who believes the world SHOULD and MUST revolve around his own wants and needs and whims and who therefore has a sick stupid disregard for the universal law of "reaping what you sow" cuz he "thinks" it SURELY could not apply to or negatively impact him because he's too much The S_ _ t\!\!\!

The dude is such a ridiculously arrogant, overly-self-confident Asshole, that it's obvious he must be incredibly INSECURE -- or just plain CRAZY\!

13. (asshole) (254↑, 74↓)
The type of guy that girls like but most just are to stupid to admit their shallowness.

I was really nice to that girl, then a drunk football player called her a bitch and she humped him and dumped me.

14. (asshole) (174↑, 34↓)
GEORGE W. BUSH, that son of a bitch\!

Bush is the asshole of the world\!

Author: crazykrazyqrazy http://asshole.urbanup.com/2725807
15. (asshole) (119↑, 15↓)
A person who is being a total dick and needs his ass kicked

Person: "Did you do that math homework" Asshole: "No, but I did your mom last night" Person: "Dude, you are such an asshole\!"

16. (asshole) (159↑, 62↓)
The opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body. The asshole is closely related to the sphincter which is a ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of the asshole or other orifice and relaxes as required to push your shitstool out of your body.

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your asshole, good sir.

17. (Asshole) (112↑, 36↓)
One that refuses to accept the world around them. From 'Thinner' By Stephen King (writting as Richard Bachman)

Politicians are such assholes.

18. (asshole) (110↑, 36↓)
someone who thinks he's cool.. but really, really not, and goes around doing things JUST to piss people off.

an example... the asshole CJ

19. (Asshole) (110↑, 39↓)
1. A card game for adolescents or young adults. 2. A prick/rude son-of-a-bitch who treats EVERYONE like they are beneath them. Doesn't care if he hurts someone's feelings. 3. Somebody from L.A., New York City, Detroit, France, Fort Wayne, Indiana; also any people who go to Harvard, Rednecks from the South, and a few bastards from Canada. 4. One cavity that many drug traffickers hide their shipment in. 5. What you are if you constantly cheat on your wife and beat your kids. 6. What to use when removing waste from the body; see [shit] or [feces] 7. Can be used as a means of entertaining people in various places.

Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a rude asshole. They always treated me like dirt for doing NOTHING to them. I hate those son of a bitch rat bastards.

20. (asshole) (110↑, 46↓)
the definition of an asshole is by one name and that name is stephen sumergido.

gahd he's such an assholeee\! (emphasizing the word to the max\!)

21. (asshole) (105↑, 45↓)
Anyone who isnt you.

That asshole your an asshole IM SURROUNDED BY ASSHOLES Their are assholes everywhere\!\!\!

Author: Rockstarplayer1 http://asshole.urbanup.com/2738002
22. (asshole) (88↑, 30↓)
someone that does stuff just to piss others off and goes around making threats to others

"the [wigger]across the street is the biggest asshole on the block"

23. (asshole) (72↑, 15↓)
1.The slang term for the opening at the end of the digestive tract. 2. A person that causes extreme irritability through their actions. Also used as a derogatory word.

Ex. 1. His asshole really hurts. Ex. 2. That teacher gave me a shitload of homework, what an asshole.

24. (asshole) (60↑, 8↓)
The equivalent term of [bitch] for a man. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, [bastard] of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight.

He's claiming Johnny on his taxes even though you have custody?\! He barely sees him, and gives you no child support\! You need every penny to take care of your son, Tara\!\! What an asshole.

25. (asshole) (80↑, 28↓)
1) One person of many [sprinkle]d about the [face] of the [Earth] by [god] to [test] the [patience] of those who [believe] in him. Most of which are [relatives] or live in your city. 2) A broke person with no job and who you helped out and you gave them a place to sleep and you gave them food and they let your indoor cat out and they smoked your stash and they ate ALL of your food and used the last of your toilet paper and fell asleep in your favorite chair and pissed in it ... ... ... and gets mad when you kick them out but doesn't forget to ask for a ride somewhere.

1) If you are reading this ... you MIGHT be an [asshole]\! 2) [Nuff] said\!

26. (asshole) (57↑, 12↓)
Any driver but you; someone who cuts you off while you are driving

Look at that asshole, he pulled out right in front of me

27. (asshole) (53↑, 10↓)
an asshole is anyone who; does stupid stuff, is a jerk, lies to you, plays jokes on you, hits on your girlfriend, says stupid stuff, or anything else you can think of...its a pretty universal word

that asshole just belly flopped off the high dive that asshole just ate my lunch you asshole, whyd you set my alarm at 4:00?? stop hitting on my gf asshole why would you say some dumb shit like that you asshole? asshole

28. (asshole) (60↑, 19↓)
The worst type of person. Someone who seriously needs their ass kicked big time or get tortured by getting skinned alive. These types of people seriously don't deserve to breathe our precious air. They are people who waste space on this Earth and it is a privelage for them to even exist on this planet. They are disgusting, self centred, evil, mean, selfish, fucktards, exploiters....too much to list. They love to bad mouth people who are more superior than they are. A lot of people like following these types of people because "assholes" is like a disease. It is more contagious then SARS and one "asshole" can accumulate into thirty assholes.

1. Peter from Steveston Secondary is a total asshole. 2. My Science teacher is a asshole. 3. Pretty much everyone in this fucking planet is an asshole.

29. (asshole) (42↑, 8↓)
Asshole is a multi-purpose label frequently used to describe an ignorant or inconsiderate person.

Most motor vehicle operators, especially if they are driving too fast; driving too slow; talking on a cellphone; playing a stereo with too much bass OR driving a vehicle with billowing clouds of smoke. In fact, they may not be driving the vehicle at all, they could simply be the owner of a vehicle with an active alarm siren. Late at night, that would be a FUCKING ASSHOLE, the worst kind.

30. (asshole) (51↑, 20↓)
Someone who is being a total jerk , son of a bitch , or just wants to fuck around with your head. ( Literally means hole in the ass if you didnt know. ) Or imbecil as its the translation in spanish.

What the hell you fucking asshole? U just ranover my foot.

31. (asshole) (68↑, 39↓)
a complete idiot who does stupid things, and usually ends up embarassing his/her self

"He tried to nake a cake in the microwave? What an asshole\!"

32. (Asshole) (43↑, 14↓)
asshole is a person who should have never been given a license to drive.

I'm going to pull pull up next to this guy in front of me cause I have never seen an asshole drive a car before.

Author: misteress pimp x http://asshole.urbanup.com/291917
33. (asshole) (34↑, 8↓)
The worst type of person. A person who is basically scared, small, unintelligent, unable to articulate a coherent thought, unable to write a coherence sentence. A person who is ignored in every conversation so shows up to public meetings with captive audiences where no one can shut him up and talk endlessly in a rural drawl that is fundamentally unintelligible. A person who has wasted his life by being bitter, hopeless, unloving, withholding, selfish, unskilled, mean, petty, and unfaithful. A person who advises a student council group and steals its money to give his son DJ equipment so that his son can use the equipment unethically for his own DJ business. A person who uses public money to purchase popcorn and cotton candy machines that he uses for his own profit. A person who has a duty to protect children as a teacher but instead chokes them into unconsciousness if they are Mexican. A person who thinks that, even with everything they have done in this life that is illegal, unethical, and wrong, thinks that his ‘one true religion’ allows him to escape the consequences of his actions and his personality. A person who hides behind anonymous gossip flyers distributed to employees in order to discredit employees of a school district, even if it hurts kids, to get what he wants politically. A person who hurts kids and embarrasses them in public meetings because he thinks it will get him what he wants. A person who is an asshole.

Vernon: I am going to choke the shit out of that student becuase he is a Mexican. Frank: Don't be such an asshole, Vernon. That is totally uncool.

Author: Law on my side http://asshole.urbanup.com/3034063
34. (asshole) (53↑, 27↓)
A inconsiderate person who tries to blame everything on other people. When his one defense make him seems like a jerk

Tomas Richard Ott Junior

35. (asshole) (39↑, 15↓)
Kanye West

Kanye is an asshole

Author: happyimnotkanye http://asshole.urbanup.com/4235734
36. (Asshole) (27↑, 10↓)
(n) a person with no regard for other peoples' feelings; the epidemy of a [jerk]; a [prick]; a completely self-centered individual; someone who isn't concerned with how their actions affect other people. (n) The entrance to one's rectum; an exit-only orifice.

That guy was a real asshole. He shouldn't talk to you like that. He kicked me right in the asshole\!\!\!

Author: FellFromTheNest http://asshole.urbanup.com/3170456
37. (Asshole) (18↑, 3↓)
An Asshole is somebody that works to better himself sometimes at the expense of other, usually the people who deserve to be hurt. He is generally liked by everybody in his presence no matter what he does. Although the most important person to an Asshole is himself, he does care about other things and people. Although he generally betters himself at the expense of others he can sometimes help other people in the process which can draw more positive attention to himself. Not to be confused with a douche-bag or a dick, a douche-bag is somebody that cares ONLY for himself and a dick is somebody that doesn't care for anyone.

Denis Leary: An Asshole who gains the admiration of millions by saying what he wants and hurting the people who deserve it. But he still is able to have a charity for fireman, drawing positive attention to himself.

38. (Asshole) (48↑, 33↓)
What a guy turns into when he makes a good thing turn completely bad again. When he says stupid shit, because he doesn't know how to handle things. You're an asshole, when you take someobody you care about and for some stupid fucking pathetic reason, you turn them against you. An asshole is a shitfaced bastard of the world.But it takes somebody special, to let them realize that they've fucked up bad again.

Jay,you are such a fucking asshole, fuck you. I'm Sorry..

39. (asshole) (36↑, 23↓)
one who acts in a repulsive manner

The valedictorian of our class is an asshole.

40. (asshole) (20↑, 7↓)
somebody thats heartless, evil, mean spiritted, and even a racist people that gives a shit of ones feelings, greedy, rich.

that asshole of pieter will get whats coming to him.

41. (asshole) (13↑, 2↓)
A male who commits adulterous acts, which is fine, however, once he's found out, denies it all. Once his close brother-like friends get tired of hearing his bullshit, he has to go talk shit in the great state of Maryland. What this asshole fails to realize is 1. he has a small penis. 2. he's a coward. 3. playing the "nice guy" only works if you're actually nice. It's sad when a friendship is lost and a girl regrets ever turning around to meet him in the first place.

this asshole has completed all of these acts a. sleeping with ugly beezys w/ nasty bodies (some with boyfriends). b. not owning up to his choices in fear of actually being seen as the [[grimy]] ass he truly is. c. saying too much shit and claiming he "didn't do anything"

42. (Asshole) (15↑, 4↓)
1.When someone does something to purposely piss you off 2.Someone who messes up what you have planned for either no reason or to get back at you

1.You drank the last pepsi you asshole 2.You got drunk and ruined the evening you asshole

Author: Jerrell butler http://asshole.urbanup.com/3727361
43. (asshole) (16↑, 6↓)
1. The opening of the anus. 2. A jerk

1. My asshole hurts. 2. You are such an asshole, Dylan.

44. (asshole) (29↑, 19↓)
A person, male of course who is just a total headwrecker. Likes to flirt around with pretty girsl and then tell all their male collegues at work that you approached them\!\! and they weren't interested.And on top of that are arrogant, rude and totally self-centered

the guy who sits next to me at work

45. (asshole) (28↑, 18↓)
a self abosrbed person who likes to pick a fight with lesser people

"I fucking hate assholes like you\!"

46. (asshole) (16↑, 6↓)
Asshole... 1.your boss 2.the hole on ur butt where your shit out of. 3.your boyfriend when he is drunk with his mates 4.man cunt for gays

"look mummy, johnny has brown stuff comming out of his asshole"

47. (asshole) (11↑, 2↓)
The person in front of you on the plane who insists on reclining their seat fully back as soon as the seatbelt light goes off. Once someone is the"asshole" to you, you are basically screwed unless you be an "asshole" to the person behind you as well. Of course this usually starts an chain reaction, turning the plane into not just a sardine can, but a sardine can stuffed full of "assholes."

I tried not to make eye contact with the lady who sat behind me on the flight to T.O. because i was an asshole to her. But it wasn't my fault, the douche in front of me was the original asshole.

48. (asshole) (13↑, 4↓)
Someone who displays very rude, vulgar, inappropriate, distasteful behavior that causes a major inconvenience to those around them. However, what makes this person an asshole is the fact that they, while fully aware that others suffer on their behalf, intentionally behave so discourteously.

Examples of assholic behavior, and why: 1) If you're in a parking lot, and you're closer to the parking spot someone just pulled out of than the other car, that's been waiting for 5 minutes, you are an asshole. They were there first, making them rightfully entitled to that space. 2) If you write out a check for purchases that are less than $10.00, this makes you an asshole because you are holding up the line. 3) If you're in a movie theatre and you bring your 6mo. old baby, you are an asshole. The baby will cry, and you will disrupt the movie. 4) "...I use public toilets, then piss on the seats. I walk around in the summertime goin' 'How about this heat?'" lyrics from Dennis Leary's "I'm an Asshole" ...dickhead.

49. (asshole) (14↑, 5↓)
A person who gets on your damn nerves, a person with disrespect and being a total jackass is their thing. A person who just could've been nicer.

I went into a bathroom and there was a whole gang of ugly dudes wearing red shirts. I almost laughed but those motherfuckers scared me. About to use the bathroom, one of them pushed me and went into the stall saying, " No bitch ass faggot ass rock lovin white motherfuckers allowed." All his friends got quiet and looked at me and I felt a flash of anger go through me but I was blinded with a gut instinct telling myself to leave because it was dangerous in there for me, an outsider. I'm not sure but I think I crossed one of those stupid bitch ass gangs, lol. That's just ONE example of being a true asshole.

Author: Matthew Robinson http://asshole.urbanup.com/3001522
50. (asshole) (20↑, 11↓)
1. The orifice generally located around the pelvis, where [shit] exits, into a toilet, in a bag, or on somebody's face or mouth. Contrary to popular belief, the asshole is not only for excreting wastes, but seems to be a popular location for the insertion and concealment of drugs. Also where girls and boys alike can stick another man or woman's [penis] into. 2. A person who's sole existence is based on the action of shitting on everything, and in result making everything they do, touch, or interact with in any way generally very shitty.

1. Sorry, my asshole is exit only. 2. "But...that's where I poop." "Baby, not right now it isn't." 3. "Hey gu--" "Shut the fuck up Steve, you're a fucking asshole."

Author: Stranger With Candy http://asshole.urbanup.com/2311183
51. (Asshole) (20↑, 11↓)
A self-centered guy who steals girls first kisses then breaks their hearts.

"My ex-boyfriend is a real asshole\! For he is the definition of asshole."

Author: MuffinBananaHammock http://asshole.urbanup.com/2207412
52. (asshole) (20↑, 11↓)
a guy who insists on messing with the wrong people.

Jungle Jim from A101 is a total Asshole, you see that crap he started with those guys???

53. (asshole) (21↑, 12↓)
a donkey (ass) in a cave (hole)

sir Robin saw the asshole and jumped for joy.

54. (asshole) (23↑, 14↓)
someone who gets anything he wants any time he wants without having to work for it.

my friend with the new Italian dirtbike is such an "asshole".

Author: the blue blazer http://asshole.urbanup.com/1071306
55. (asshole) (10↑, 2↓)
In the 18th and 19th century, thievery was prevalent in the Wild West. Freight companies often used teams of horses or donkeys to move goods from town to town. Marauding thieves would often target these mule and horse teams for their valuable cargo--including salt, hematite and sometimes raw beef. Any 5 year old knows that trying to stop a 16 mule team at a full gallop, dead in its tracks is not only impossible, but also dangerous. One runs the risk of being trampled or even eaten alive, limb by limb. So, to bring these pachyderms to a stop, bandits would dig trenches 20 feet deep and 30 feet long then cover the trench with sticks and stones and weed and bombs. The mule team would unsuspectingly go galloping over the covered trench and to their dismay, would fall in and all of the horses and mules would perish. The cargo, however, would remain intact and it was then simply a matter of the thieves lower themselves into the pit to reap the reward of raw beef and hematite from the corpses of the mules. These pits soon became known as assholes, as the primary type of animal that would become ensnared were mules and donkeys. As rail and steam ships became more common for transporting goods, the "asshole" fell out of popularity. The true meaning of the word became diluted over time and eventually came to mean 'a dishonest or thieving person who does not have the best intentions for others.'

Sorry I'm late. I got caught up in an asshole.

56. (Asshole) (15↑, 7↓)
(1) The shit-stained orifice situated between the two halves of the gluteus maximus muscle. Its primary function is biological elimination, but humans occasionally abuse it for sodomy purposes. (2) A human being, usually male, subjectively deemed to exemplify traits of the anatomic equivalent, usually due to obvious character flaws that cause emotional distress in others, or unprovoked aggressive behavior. (3) The male equivalent of a "bitch," when "bitch" describes a woman displaying unwarranted aggressive behavior.

(1) "I took such a big dump that my asshole hurts." "Due to the relatively weak structure of the asshole's surrounding tissues in comparison to the vagina, HIV is sometimes thought erroneously to be more contagious via anal sex." (2) "You're such an asshole for telling that old lady to fuck herself." "My ex-boyfriend is such an asshole, calling me 10 times a day." (3) ::After nearly getting in a barfight:: "Let's get out of here, you don't have to deal with these assholes."

Author: inversewebster http://asshole.urbanup.com/3620423
57. (Asshole) (12↑, 4↓)
A person, or thing that looks exactly like the hole of an ass, or acts like there is shit spewing out of their mouth

man Vincent is such an ASSHOLE\! he grabbed my cock out of no where and ripped my balls off that dog over there just pissed on my shoe, what an asshole\!\! do you see how wide that guys mouth is?\! what an asshole\!\!

58. (Asshole) (10↑, 3↓)
something we all are in some way.

Asshole 1: You're an asshole Asshole 2: Yes I am, and so are you

59. (Asshole) (11↑, 4↓)
A person who bluntly asks, "Are you fucking [retarded]?" when everyone else just feels sorry for you and/or don't want to hurt your feelings. An asshole tends to be proud of their label and when called an asshole, will most likely have a comeback that clearly distinguishes them as an asshole but at the same time makes you look like a total [idiot]. They give a very frank commentary about the world around them, and are hated by many because they will point out a persons obvious character flaws, thus ending said persons fantasy of being the best. Assholes have much more honor than their counterparts, the [douchebags] in that they can be as mean, rude and inconsiderate as they want but still have friends to back them up, while despite the douchebags best efforts to seem cool will be hated inevitably. Befriending an asshole can be very beneficial because even though they will still make fun of you all the time it's more of a "poking-fun" type thing and are striving to make you a more socially acceptable person. In conclusion, assholes are an aquired taste; impossible to like at first, but once you learn that whatever one asshole says about you it's what 100 others are thinking they don't seem so bad. Assholes have a much more real view of the world than they get credit for because they don't sugarcoat and speak facts that many would rather ignore. If you think someone is an asshole, all that means is that they have shit on you and you don't have shit on them.

Douchebag: Hey asshole what's with that earring are you a fag or somethin lol and someone told me you went shopping at goodwill lol your like pretty lame lol Asshole: Hey, douchebag, if this earring was in my right ear you might be onto something but it's not..and at least I'm not a fucking walking billboard with a tapout hat and dickies with a famous tattoo on my chest, I mean seriously are you fucking retarded, and I'm not the one who got too drunk at the football game and made out with the quarterback in the bathroom. Douchebag: Uhhh errr what the fuck that was like 3 years ago u fuckin asshole... Asshole: That's right.

Author: dontbesohardontheassholes http://asshole.urbanup.com/4369865
60. (Asshole) (8↑, 2↓)
In a job context, someone who is cruelly inflexible and shows no understanding or compassion toward the unfortunate circumstances of others.

Demanding that the grease trap be cleaned out, the asshole fast-food manager threatened to fire Stephan if he took off a couple of days to take his terminally ill daughter to the Mayo Clinic for hospice care.

61. (Asshole) (16↑, 10↓)
People that piss you off and don't give a fuck about it.

12yr old girl: Dad? Can you sign this permission form so i can run in the ING? dad: No. 12yr old girl: Why? Dad: you might get raped 12yr old girl: I'm 12\! Dad: Too Bad *girl walks away* 12yr old girl:(whispers under breath) Asshole

62. (asshole) (30↑, 24↓)
1. anus 2. George Bush Jr & Snr

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the boss. The brain said, "since I control everything and do all the thinking, I should be the boss." The feet said, "since I carry man where he wants to go and get him in position to do what the brain wants, then I should be the boss." The hands said, "since I must do all the work and earn all the money to keep the rest of you going, I should be the boss." And so it went with the eyes, the heart, the lungs, and all the other parts of the body, each giving the reason why they should be the boss. Finally, the asshole spoke up and said it was going to be the boss. All the other parts laughed and laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. The asshole got so angry that he blocked himself off and refused to function. Soon the brain was feverish and could barely think, the feet felt like lead weights and was almost too weak to drag the body anywhere, the eyes grew bleary, and the hands hung useless at the sides. All pleaded with the brain to let the asshole be declared the boss. And so it happened; all the other parts did all the work and the asshole just bossed and passed out a lot of crap. THE MORAL: You don't have to be a brain to be a boss, just an old asshole. Alternate moral: No matter how well things are going, it can all be shut down by a single asshole.

63. (asshole) (35↑, 29↓)
a yankees fan, because they typically display poor sportsmen ship and even boo their good players (i.e. booing Roger Maris the year he broke the record for most home runs in a season)

Yankee Fan: "Fuck you ref, A-rod doesn't stike out (throws beer and whatever else he can find onto the field) Fan of (insert team currently playing the Yankees): What an asshole\!

64. (Asshole) (5↑, 0↓)
An asshole is a person who doesn't treat people with respect. There is nothing good about such a person.

Sean, the asshole, gave shit to the people around him. "I'm surrounded by assholes\!"

Author: Treat people with respect\! http://asshole.urbanup.com/6051436
65. (ASSHOLE) (6↑, 1↓)
1. Annoying Self-Satisfying Hedonistic Ostentatiously Ludicrous Egotist Yeah 2. The Anus

Hey, ASSHOLE, just because you are the [life of the party] doesn't mean people like you. Loud mouth, loud shirt... Definitely an ASSHOLE. Ignore the ASSHOLE, he's just [trolling] in real life. That ASSHOLE is making a scene again. Ignore it and it will eventually go away. She called to complain that it hurt her asshole. I told her [suppositories] are a bad idea.

Author: You Needn't know. http://asshole.urbanup.com/5932459
66. (asshole) (5↑, 0↓)
1. The equivalent term of bitch for a man. 2. An inconsiderate, arrogant, uncaring, selfish, borderline sadistic, apathetic, mean, spiteful, dishonorable, bastard of a man who could tempt the Pope into a fight. 3. The guy who ended up with your woman because you were too stupid, drunk, lazy, (insert adjective that applies to you), to see that she was leaving you whether he had shown up or not.

1. "He's such an asshole when he drinks\!" 2. "Bob's always such an asshole\!" 3. "I treated her like a QUEEN and she leaves me for that asshole\!"

67. (AssHole) (5↑, 1↓)
A guy that other guys hate and their girl friends like. The guy that your girlfriend will breakup with you for. The person everyone seems to like but you. Someone Karma doesn't effect negatively on. Some one you wish you were but just can't be.

That asshole stole my girlfriend That asshole treats her horribly but she still likes him more than me.

68. (asshole) (4↑, 0↓)
Definition \#1: the hole in the buttocks where poo is ejected Definition \#2: an individual who starts arguments, is a total jerk, and/or is nagging/irritating/bitchy

Example 1: Everyone should have an asshole. Example 2: Everyone knows an asshole.

Author: Meh_defined_asshole http://asshole.urbanup.com/4755809
69. (Asshole) (7↑, 3↓)
Can be defined as anybody with more humor than they know what to do with.

David is such an asshole, but that's why everyone finds him funny.

Author: juicejuicejuicy http://asshole.urbanup.com/4706984
70. (Asshole) (6↑, 2↓)
A person that plays or has played "Hacky sack" under his/her own free will. Breeding grounds for assholes include Garden city, manhasset and RVC.

When those assholes arent playing hacky sack they're playing lacrosse

71. (asshole) (8↑, 4↓)
The opening where excretion exits.

Her asshole was split as the turds popped out.

Author: HelloJoeJoltinmieser http://asshole.urbanup.com/4108799
72. (asshole) (6↑, 2↓)
any arrogant, obnoxious neighbor

My neighbor is an asshole\!

73. (Asshole) (5↑, 2↓)
A seal that Follows The Golden Bear. Asshole the seal embarks on an annual adventure with the Training Ship Golden Bear for a treacherous four month journey on the many oceans of the world. He is the sole protector of the arrogant scumbag cadets of the California Maritime Academy.

Hey everyone, look\! It's Asshole, the seal that follows the Golden Bear\!

74. (asshole) (6↑, 3↓)
Is the more extreme definition of jerk, which is just a polite way of calling someone an asshole. If you actually have to use the word asshole to describe someone, instead of jerk, then that person is, by definition, pond scum.

1. Josh is such a jerk. He uses girls as plays things. When he finishes he tosses them away like day old garbage. 2. Edward is such an asshole. He manipulates girls by posing as a nice guy to win them over. When he has them where he wants them he turns off the school boy charm and turns on his true asshole nature, treating girls like they're just another notch on the ol' bed post\!

75. (asshole) (21↑, 18↓)
your current husband

The asshole's wife couldn't stop him from pooping on the toliet seat

Author: mp_thug_for_life_yo http://asshole.urbanup.com/2057216
76. (asshole) (12↑, 9↓)
Male version of a [bitch]

That guy is such an asshole.

Author: Ol Marta Crackhead http://asshole.urbanup.com/1777289
77. (Asshole) (48↑, 45↓)
San-Franciscan for [vagina].

San-Franciscans love buttsex.

Author: Wyatt b quiet http://asshole.urbanup.com/379101
78. (Asshole) (2↑, 0↓)
Tim Purdy

Tim purdy is an asshole

79. (asshole) (3↑, 1↓)
type of person who makes choices irregardless of how others feel about their actions. A large step up from inconsiderate.

Rachel just complained about the cafeteria smelling like wet dog, the blind girl and her dog did not appreciate this, what an asshole.

80. (asshole) (4↑, 2↓)
a guy that girls love for some reason even though they are total jerk-offs and are fucked up to so many other people.

That ASSHOLE just got that girl pregnant and he hes married to five other women.

81. (Asshole) (3↑, 1↓)
A term usually reserved for someone who,(like the picture it it brings to mind) is generally full oh shit\!

Man he's (or she's) always so full of shit\!A real asshole\!

82. (asshole) (5↑, 3↓)
someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....

Steve Brustad is an asshole end of story (:

83. (asshole) (7↑, 5↓)
1. Anus 2. An arrogant and disrespectful person.

1. He wants a big [cock] in his asshole. 2. Tell him to stop being an asshole.

Author: Dead To The W0rld http://asshole.urbanup.com/2765892
84. (Asshole) (11↑, 9↓)
Someone who won't pull over for an ambulance

Even though the ambulance was honking and shrieking at him, that asshole never pulled over.

85. (asshole) (8↑, 6↓)
A [manwhore] who doesn't take into account other people's feelings when he satisfies his own urges.

Noel is a major asshole.

86. (asshole) (6↑, 4↓)
A penis receptacle that gay dudes feel is superior to the [pussy]. Normally full of shit.

Steve: "Hey Marshall, feel like a little lovemaking tonight?" Marshall: "Sure, come over and jam your cock in my asshole."

87. (Asshole) (15↑, 13↓)
A person who states the obvious truth.

Bob : Damn Charles you smell like shit, take a shower for god's sake. Charles: Fine, you don't have to be such an asshole.

88. (Asshole) (1↑, 0↓)
Michael L Guida

He's such a Syosset asshole\!

89. (Asshole) (1↑, 0↓)
A person with no concept of boundaries, respect or common decency.

Jenna Abbott is the epitome of asshole.

90. (asshole) (1↑, 0↓)
1. The anus 2. A person who has no consideration for others and acts selfishly and inconsiderately for no reason; believe that they are always right and nothing else is acceptable. A person who spews shit when they talk, because their face is a massive ass.

1. Crap comes out of your asshole. 2. My brothr was such an asshole that no one in the family liked him.

Author: Foxy Lady 1993 http://asshole.urbanup.com/6028533
91. (asshole) (1↑, 0↓)
a guy (usually foreign/ Russian especially) that thinks it's cool to act cocky and call you things such as bitch, then try to get in your pants, and when you say no (because you don't know if they have some weird fucking foreign disease), kick you out of their house because he's not 'getting some.' These guys should be taken back to Russia where their perverted asses belong because we don't need these nasty fucks raising their dirty children here.

Russian: oh wait; so i totally just played it off like i was a nice guy and i wasn't just using you for sex. American; uh duhh; you said Americans were bad; yu basically just raped me Russian; whoops; my b. no i just wanna bang you; and i'll do anything to get wht i want American; ASSHOLE

Author: suckonthatyouasshole http://asshole.urbanup.com/5927790
92. (asshole) (3↑, 2↓)
the hole of your ass where your shit ejects from your body

There's shit coming out of my asshole.

93. (asshole) (5↑, 4↓)
A backlash in a fishing reel (especially a casting reel)

Dammit, I just got the worst asshole ever.

94. (asshole) (0↑, 0↓)
a selfish oaf

Thieves are assholes\!

95. (asshole) (0↑, 0↓)
A person who possesses a gallon of grain alcohol infused riot juice for a longer period of time than that which is deemed appropriate.

Steph is such an asshole.

Author: Squids Phillips http://asshole.urbanup.com/6224130
96. (asshole) (1↑, 1↓)
your ex. boyfriend who goes and fucks other girls when your dating him.

god why the hell is he such an asshole

Author: cupcakelover\<3 http://asshole.urbanup.com/5937902
97. (asshole) (0↑, 0↓)
a dual nun-chuck wielding Abraham Lincoln sorcerer (with a monacle)

youre an asshole thanks\!

98. (Asshole) (1↑, 1↓)
Someone who resembles an awkwardly large dinosaur, smug cat, or ogre. They have a penchant for counting money and wearing ill-tailored suits. They can often be seen frequenting banks and loitering outside commerce buildings. They travel primarily by foot or by bus because the audi belongs to their mother. They like to have a lot fun and often interpret normal conversation as being extremely dramatic. Assholes comprise a surprisingly large portion of the population.

That boy you met at the pub the other day, he's a real asshole.

Author: Oxford Pressss http://asshole.urbanup.com/5702414
99. (Asshole) (3↑, 3↓)
D1 Your Anus. The hole on your butt where poop aka shit comes out. D2 Someone who is being stupid or mean. Someone who is foolish. Someone who looks like an anus

Hole on your butt. Someone comes up to you and slaps you in the face, and you call them an asshole. Someone just bumped into a wall, and you call them an asshole.

100. (Asshole) (4↑, 4↓)
A person, or thing that looks exactly like the hole of an ass, or acts like there is shit spewing out of their mouth

man Vincent is such an ASSHOLE\! he grabbed my cock out of no where and ripped my balls off that dog over there just pissed on my shoe, what an asshole\!\! do you see how wide that guys mouth is?\! what an asshole\!\!

101. (asshole) (10↑, 10↓)
President George W. Bush of the United States of America .

"Hey look it's asshole \!"

102. (asshole) (5↑, 5↓)
An unresonable person

Mr Amos is an asshole because he is an unresonable person who pokes people instead of talking to them

103. (asshole) (8↑, 8↓)
Me,You,and Everyone Else

Lauren:You know what Aaron your an asshole\! Aaron:Yah well so are you and your friends.

104. (Asshole) (5↑, 5↓)
A stupid prick who thinks their the shit because they go around treating people like they don't know nothing and then attempts to make fun of them. And gets all their friends to do the same.

Guy: "EW you're gross don't touch me\!" Another person: "Wtf, I don't even know you" Guy: "GROSSSSS" Person: "You're a fucking asshole"

105. (asshole) (6↑, 6↓)
What you are being when you say anything a women wouldnt like like.

Women: Me and Beverley are going out for dinner You: great job high five super fun time Women: asshole

106. (asshole) (10↑, 10↓)
Any Democrat, typicaly one who doesn't keep they're mouth shut

Hillary Clinton is an asshole, and is married to an asshole

Author: The real God II http://asshole.urbanup.com/2599764
107. (asshole) (16↑, 16↓)
A republican lawyer who thinks its cool to listen to limp bizcut.

My asshole republican lawyer actually charged for the conversation I had with him while he was listening to limp biscut.

108. (asshole) (5↑, 5↓)
Annoying motor vehicle operator.

Someone you might flip the bird to. Drivers driving too fast; driving too slow; talking on a cell; stereo with too much bass; driving a vehicle blowing smoke. Maybe not even driving. Parked vehicle with a wailing siren. Late at night, that would be a FUCKING ASSHOLE, the worst kind.

109. (asshole) (0↑, 1↓)
An unpleasant disagreeable person

When someone acts like an asshole they make life worst for themselves.

110. (asshole) (0↑, 1↓)
when someone intentionally does something to piss you off.

Nick Hardisty is an asshole because he knowingly let his girlfriend run into a door specifically so he could laugh at her.

111. (asshole) (0↑, 1↓)
Your girlfriend. Someone unfaithful and inconsiderate.

Chrystal is such an asshole man\!

Author: willie leftwether http://asshole.urbanup.com/5707963
112. (asshole) (1↑, 2↓)
someone who is full of shit... therefore they talk alot of shit and are usually hated after their daily enema

william is an asshole... he does nothing but lie\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

113. (asshole) (0↑, 1↓)
1. the place where ur shit comes out 2. a word people use to describe a person

[dude, i'm cheating on my girlfriend...why would you do that man, ur such an asshole\!]

114. (asshole) (0↑, 1↓)
a place where no guy should be penetrated a place that guys penetrate on grls when they bend over

"dude, how was it," "not good bro, i got it up the asshole" "yo stan did you give it her" "yah rigt when she bent over"

115. (asshole) (0↑, 1↓)
George Bush, enough said.

Bush is such an asshole\!

Author: WorstCaseSenario http://asshole.urbanup.com/4880943
116. (asshole) (4↑, 5↓)
1. Somebody who is irreverent, creative, and funny, and who highlights what a goose-livered looser pansy you are to your girlfriend. 2. Someone socialist fuck-wits want to beat to death after interment in a goolag.

That asshole fucked my girlfriend and made me realize that I am a pathetic nothing waste of a human with no heart, soul, creativity or beauty. That asshole, and all assholes, need to be purged, so that my girlfriend, and maybe lots of other women, have no choice but to be with me.

117. (Asshole) (1↑, 2↓)
George W Bush

George W Bush is an asshole

Author: BiggieJussAbowss http://asshole.urbanup.com/4503301
118. (Asshole) (2↑, 3↓)
Boys who try to touch places they shouldn't in a girl's body during the first date.

girl: '...so we kissed a little bit and everything was great and suddenly he was touching my boobs..." friend: 'what an asshole\!'

119. (asshole) (3↑, 4↓)
a badass person who pisses you off and most refered as a dick or a dickhead.

¨god,mike is such a asshole.¨

120. (asshole) (2↑, 3↓)
1. A douchebag 2. The part of your body that makes you feel guilty when you get pleasure from touching it during masturbation

1. My boss is a complete asshole 2. help me /b/, does this make me gay?

121. (asshole) (3↑, 4↓)
a woman name pronounced ashowlee, but often incorrectly pronounced as asshole by substitute teachers.

Substitute:is asshole here Class: (giggles) Asshole: it is pronounced ashowlee.

122. (Asshole) (5↑, 6↓)
Robert L. Hightower. 'nuff said.

Bob Hightower is a complete and total asshole. If you knew him you would agree.

123. (Asshole) (3↑, 4↓)
S.J.J. Otherwise known as "The Man Up North" or "The Asshole."

Fuck this shit, I got in yet another arguement with The Asshole.

124. (asshole) (4↑, 5↓)
someone who is a jerkoff or a backstabber in some cases. Often used as a joke but at the same time can start a huge fist fight or can ruin a friend ship

pat: im at my moms house tom: i tapped that ass last night pat: you ASSHOLE

125. (Asshole) (4↑, 5↓)
Someone who is a total and complete jack ass

MASON was talking to WALTER and he was like "omg. I hate you just cause your you." and then KUPFER walks up and beats the crap out of walter just for mason. and walter gets up and walks away mumbling "damn you're an asshole."

Author: Alyssaisthecoolest.promisss http://asshole.urbanup.com/2767871
126. (asshole) (4↑, 5↓)
The worst type of person. Someone who seriously needs their ass kicked big time or get tortured by getting skinned alive. These types of people seriously don't deserve to breathe our precious air. They are people who waste space on this Earth and it is a privelage for them to even exist on this planet. They are disgusting, self centred, evil, mean, selfish, fucktards, exploiters....too much to list. They love to bad mouth people who are more superior than they are. A lot of people like following these types of people because "assholes" is like a disease. It is more contagious then SARS and one "asshole" can accumulate into thirty assholes.

1. Peter from Steveston secondary is a total asshole. 2. George W. Bush is an asshole. 3. My Science teacher is an asshole. 4. Pretty much everyone on this fucking planet is an asshole

127. (Asshole) (20↑, 21↓)
George W. Bush. The president of the United States of America.

"Our president, George W. Bush, is an asshole\!"

Author: Jordan The Great http://asshole.urbanup.com/2197223
128. (Asshole) (10↑, 11↓)
AKA "The other vagina."

"She was on the rag so i had to put it in her asshole."

129. (asshole) (25↑, 26↓)
Any male member of the Bush Family. Also can be used as "Dumb Asshole."

Dubya was tired of being called an Asshole so he said to the media, "Bring it on......" *Clint Eastwood western music....*

130. (asshole) (19↑, 20↓)
a man who ignores, pretends to treat his gf good, and is shocked when finds out his gf actually did cheat on him b/c of the anger he cause her, and then makes a big scene then goes and does the same thing and thinks its fine... makes cry, hits things and yells at her, and doesn't think he has a problem

they say there's love but is there?

131. (asshole) (9↑, 10↓)
Someone that acts like an ass

Bill is acting like an ass

Author: Dustin "SkiNNy" Trimper http://asshole.urbanup.com/1223020
132. (asshole) (14↑, 15↓)
the hole of a persons ass

Billy went to this website www.goatse.cx and saw a man with a large asshole

Author: adrian fernandez http://asshole.urbanup.com/387093
133. (asshole) (11↑, 12↓)
Slang for the anal opening. This term is has many functions, either as a term of endearment, or as a graphic description of a potential victim. Sometimes comes in groups called bunches.

"Who let that fucking Asshole in here?"

134. (Asshole) (0↑, 2↓)
Anyone who dislikes my definition

That asshole just disliked me \!\!

135. (Asshole) (0↑, 2↓)
Any person who tells you to go into google and type in the word your looking for to find the definition.

Type [in] [asshole] on [google] and hit the I'm Feeling Lucky [butt]on, you'll find out what it [mean]s.

136. (Asshole) (0↑, 2↓)
1. The cavity of ones Anus 2. Someone who acts tough and thinks everyone like them when in fact everyone thinks they are a tool 3. Justin Bieber.

Man Nick Is such an asshole (2) he really like the asshole(1) of the asshole (3)

137. (asshole) (0↑, 2↓)
dylan and kachina

wow your such a dylan becuase your an asshole\!

138. (asshole) (2↑, 4↓)
Any guy who doesn't do, or buy EVERYTHING, that his wife, girlfriend or mistress tells him to do / asks him for.

GF : oh wow look at this dress\! only 300 bucks? Can you but it for me honey? BF: what's the occasion? GF: There isnt one? You should want to. BF: Oh. Well, I don't GF OMG, you're such an asshole\!

Author: The Mad Hatter 55 http://asshole.urbanup.com/5235941
139. (Asshole) (2↑, 4↓)
1) Deragatory term used for a person who is unkind, bitter, or narcissistic. 2) Kanye West

YOU ASSHOLE\!

Author: Belushi the Zombie http://asshole.urbanup.com/4475884
140. (asshole) (1↑, 3↓)
a complete dick usually named Jordan or David likes to think hes a playa but gots no game\!

"dude did you see what that asshole did\!" 'yeah i think his name is jordan/david'

Author: asianessandwhiteness http://asshole.urbanup.com/4194531
141. (asshole) (1↑, 3↓)
Short for a rude person who is like: A Souless Santa Hating On Leprechaun Ectoplasm

You don't like my [ectoplasm]?? your like asshole.

142. (Asshole) (4↑, 6↓)
An Asshole acquired his nickname by being rude, and self-centered toward others. He has his head so far crammed up his ass, that he doesn't hear or see anyone else. Just himself.

My supervisor thinks and acts like he is better and smarter than everyone else. Then they wonder why there is such low morale working here. He is such an asshole.

143. (Asshole) (2↑, 4↓)
A perfect word to use when somethings bad or gross.

1. It smells like asshole. 2. It looks like asshole. 3. You are an asshole.

144. (asshole) (3↑, 5↓)
a person who does things to make other peole mad such as not talking to their girlfriend

Kevin s. is an asshole

Author: bryan 454642156478 http://asshole.urbanup.com/2688920
145. (asshole) (6↑, 8↓)
A great [drinking game].

Play in Asshole is organized into tricks, much like Hearts or Bridge. The Asshole (the person to place last in the previous round, see below) shuffles and deals the cards. All the cards are dealt, until none are left, in clockwise rotation. The player on the dealer's left begins by leading any card, or set of matching cards, though in some house rules the player with a certain card always leads. The player to their left may then play an equal number of matching cards with a higher face value, or may pass. Note that you must play the same number of cards as the lead. If the leader starts with one card, only one card may be played on top of it; if they lead with a pair, only pairs may be played on top of it, and so on. The next player may do the same, and so on. This continues until all players pass. The last person to play cards leads the next trick. General rules: A two (2) card is "clear", meaning all played cards are removed, and the person playing the 2 starts again[4] If there are 2 or 3 of a card on the table (in a row), and a player has the rest to "complete the set" of all four cards, that can be done, regardless of whose turn it is currently. The cards are cleared, and the player who "completed the set" gets to go again, as if he or she laid a "clear" in the previous round. If a player passes, he or she must drink. When players pass, this does not limit them in any way from playing later, even during the same trick. When a player matches the rank of the previously played card, the next player's turn is skipped. A skipped player must drink. If a player reaches his or her last card, he or she must immediately yell "last card". If someone points out that they didn't say it, or if someone else reaches their own last card, and yells it first, then, the player who forgot to yell is automatically the asshole for the next round.

146. (Asshole) (9↑, 11↓)
The common name used for a character in World Of Warcraft who also goes by Shadinaxx.

"OMG, Shadinaxx is such an asshole\!"

147. (asshole) (8↑, 10↓)
some punk ass cock sucking bastard mother fucker who talks through his pansy ass and doesnt have the bollucks to get an erection without viagra. The loser son of a bitch wanker often doesnt live very long.

That fucking queer down the street is such a fucking asshole, he caught me banging his mom.

148. (asshole) (8↑, 10↓)
1. the hole which is in the middle of your ass 2. a complete douchebag, or idiot

1. that gay douche fucked his boyfriend in his asshole\! 2. you're such an asshole.

149. (asshole) (6↑, 8↓)
what A&W employees refer too as "customers"

"Assholes up from" "This asshole whats no salt on his burger"

150. (asshole) (11↑, 13↓)
A dumb card came played by bored kids. See Uno.

Damn man, i'm bored. Lets go down to Ian's and play some asshole.

151. (asshole) (11↑, 13↓)
The best argument for capital punishment.

They ought to take that asshole out and shoot him.

Author: Unrepentantfenianbastard http://asshole.urbanup.com/590065
152. (asshole) (8↑, 10↓)
a really big jerk

that guy is such an asshole.

153. (asshole) (0↑, 3↓)
someone who thinks they know everything about music and goes on urban dictionary to argue with people about which artist sucks and who doesn't suck. Any decent human being (aspecially a self proclaimed "metal head") would not care about what other people think about the music they listen to. When you try to defend the band you like it makes you appear weak and makes everybody else who likes that band look bad. When you talk shit about a band you dont even listen to its just making hate inderectly which is some pussy shit. give it a rest and live with the fact that there are people out there who like different music than you. FASCIST PIGS\!

asshole1:omfg i love a7x\!\!\!\!\! they rawk\! asshole2: a7x sux big time dick fuck you asshole1: stfu a7x is the best band evaaaaaa\! asshole2:thats not even metal and ur probly like 10 years old asshole1:no waaaaaaaaa\! ME: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP\! so fuckin annoying...

Author: YouCanAllSuckIt http://asshole.urbanup.com/5426619
154. (asshole) (1↑, 4↓)
1.A name you would call someone whom you strongly dislike such as a [mother-in-law] or an [ex-boyfriend]. 2.[Anus] 3.The location where the penis is inserted during [butt sex]. 4.Annoying people on the highway whom cut you off. 5.Any hole on a donkey. 6.The puckered up hole by which your shit comes out.

1."He's already got a new girlfriend? We've only been broken up for a week\! ASSHOLE." 2. Doctor: "Well your asshole looks pretty healthy..." 3. "He fucked my asshole so hard last night man, I swear I'll never [shit] the same. 4. "Did you just see that asshole cut me off?\!" 5. "Give the donkey the apple" "I don't want to go anywhere near that asshole\!" 6. plop....plop....ploppppppppppppppppp.......

155. (Asshole) (3↑, 6↓)
George W. Bush, Tony Blair, The Queen, Nelson Mandela, Maggie Thatcher. E.I. Anyone that has been/will be/is currently in power. Usually royalty or government.

"That asshole stopped milk in 1976\!" "What an asshole, he sent us to war\!" "Argh\! What an asshole\!"

Author: Not_So_Funny_Now http://asshole.urbanup.com/2717781
156. (asshole) (3↑, 6↓)
mostly always a guy that is arrogant and annoying. all he cares about is himself and whatever befinit he can get out of any situation without the least bit of consideration about other people's feelings.

guys like jimmy and josh. you all know who they are. "of course i dont care about you, im an asshole."

157. (asshole) (8↑, 11↓)
v. to run into the vehicle in front of you

Keep your eyes on the road, Dan, you nearly assholed that guy.

158. (asshole) (16↑, 19↓)
Someone who annoys me.

The fuck are you looking at?\! ASSHOLE\!

159. (asshole) (21↑, 24↓)
Where many people like to stick it in a girl.

I fucked her up her ass.

160. (asshole) (3↑, 7↓)
someone like "iheartreality" who uses this site as a forum to express bitter resentment for people who disagree with communist views

Man, what an asshole "iheartreality" is\! He needs to take ridalin.

161. (asshole) (4↑, 8↓)
Usually an exit-only hole on the body. But fists, dicks, and feet fit nicely there.

"I'm gonna fist your asshole"

162. (asshole) (3↑, 7↓)
[Hole] in your [ass] where the [shit] comes from.

Whats that hole in your ass? Its asshole\!

Author: Hole in the ass http://asshole.urbanup.com/2558620
163. (asshole) (4↑, 8↓)
Assholery When an asshole is so proficient at being an asshole it becomes art.

Franks exhibition of assholery at the company christmas party has become legend.

164. (asshole) (10↑, 14↓)
the place near the buttox where your shit comes out

OH MY GOD DEAR..... shit is coming out of my asshole

Author: Robbie Savacool http://asshole.urbanup.com/1337853
165. (asshole) (11↑, 15↓)
a girl's other hole. an exit and an entrance

"I needed KY jelly yo fuck my girlfriend in her tight asshole".

166. (asshole) (7↑, 11↓)
a holder of writing implements

A proctologist was having a hectic day, having seen about 20 patients. His nurse comes in with a pile of paperwork for him to sign. He motions to her to put in on his desk and reaches into his pocket for a pen but instead pulls out a thermometer. "Damn it", he says, "Some asshole has got my pen\!"

167. (asshole) (9↑, 13↓)
An ex fiancee who dumps you for no reason other than he's high on sex drugs and can't get it up any other way (obviously).

Look at that fat asshole high on ecstasy , what a freaking loser.

Author: Just a Fiery Redhead Named Spanky Tasha http://asshole.urbanup.com/254407
168. (asshole) (2↑, 7↓)
Anyone on Urban Dictionary who votes thumbs down to my definition of an asshole, which is the following: Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld

I can't believe some people voted thumbs down. What a bunch of right-wing, fascist assholes\!

169. (Asshole) (3↑, 8↓)
A insult

A guy insults u...........u insult him back 'are u a asshole because u look like shit n smell like it to'.....lol

170. (asshole) (3↑, 8↓)
an arogent bastard who is the biggest dickhole in your schoole but is still popular and who desers to get the fuck beaten out of him wich is carlos in carpentry at nst

hey your fat ? fuck you carlos you asshole BAM a 2 by 4 to you head

171. (asshole) (2↑, 7↓)
George Washington; I cannot tell a lie,Father i chopped down the cherry tree. But he didn't tell you he screwed the Amer. public for over $480,000.00 his first 4 year term.

George stuck it to us right in our ASSHOLE.

172. (asshole) (6↑, 11↓)
Slang: An empty paper towel roll that has been stuffed with dryer sheets and blown into. Commonly used by weedamoholics to cover up obnoxious odors.

Ear, pass the asshole\!

173. (asshole) (6↑, 12↓)
1. also known as [boss], [teacher], [co-worker], and [police] 2. most people in the Afghani area. 3. a stupid or annoying person that needs to be shot 4. any person that thinks his or her opinion or definition is more important or more correct than mine. 5. a stupid person that thinks you’re an asshole because you won’t break the rules and/or kiss their ass 6. any person that won’t answer a simple question 7. a bartender that complains when he doesn’t get tips, but he calls you a crybaby when you complain about not getting tips 8. any Harley owner that thinks he’s cool only because he has a Harley.

Uh, how much did your car and house cost, Mr. Cool? $50,000 & $500,000? No? Then you’re not as cool as you think you are, asshole.

Author: bread infection http://asshole.urbanup.com/4428069
174. (Asshole) (1↑, 7↓)
Asshole: The OTHER Vagina\!

If you don't want to get your girlfriend pregnant just stick it in her asshole.

175. (Asshole) (3↑, 9↓)
Lucas. A lying, cheating, all around complete whore who deserves the worst.

"I hope that girl bites that asshole's tounge and he chokes on the blood."

Author: Laiiniee Powell http://asshole.urbanup.com/2745484
176. (asshole) (3↑, 9↓)
a card game similar to 21 or black jack

lets get thrashed and play some asshole

177. (asshole) (2↑, 8↓)
a 1993 song by Denis Leary a real nice mockery by a Canadian.

...I'm the world's biggest asshole\!...

Author: todd anonymous http://asshole.urbanup.com/2602917
178. (asshole) (2↑, 8↓)
a dickhead who has a pepperoni face.

who is that guy with the red face? oh that's the [asshole] daniel s\!

Author: Mary Lue Trifidinal http://asshole.urbanup.com/2546305
179. (asshole) (5↑, 11↓)
Asshole: Someone who won't get off your ass about something. Hence the term asshole because it is almost impossible for you to get rid of an asshole. That sentence can be taken two ways. An asshole is usually a person, someone that goes around causing you trouble. Making your life hell, until they get you to get so pissed off that you tell them off. In telling them off, they often laugh, because some angry people are pretty funny. Assholes at school are usually the preps, that only date jocks in high school. And are usually all up yo' bizniss like they own you. Acting like they own the place, when they don't. Nosy, and like bitching around the whole school. Like previously stated they start shit with you for fun, and snicker at you in the halls. Usually because you have a better sense of humor, have better skills, they are jealous, or because they just don't like you for who you are. They honestly need to learn to be more accepting and tolerant. We're all assholes at one point in life. C'est la vie (that's life).

Asshole Chad: What do you know about that guy. *points* Person 1: That guy is so funny. Asshole Chad: But he's so hard to get to, he's cute though. Person 1: He's a great guy. Asshole Chad: He's an asshole, he never talked to me. I don't like him as much as I used to. *asks someone else* What do you know about that guy? Person 2: That guy is effing awesome. Asshole Chad: I still don't like him. He's an asshole. *makes up some other BS excuse for not liking him* Person 2: Well it does take one to know one. Chad is an asshole. Nuff Said.

180. (asshole) (4↑, 10↓)
Someone who really gets on your nerves all the time.

Diner: Hey kid, do you get many tips, the speed you work at? Didn't think so. Waiter: Stop being such an asshole\!

Author: DudeWho'sJustABitNuts http://asshole.urbanup.com/2046497
181. (asshole) (9↑, 15↓)
asshole is an outlet for poo poo and and a inlet for gay fucks...it also can be a term for nasty people[like me]who bash on gay fucks...

man,what an asshole...

182. (asshole) (8↑, 14↓)
A car being driven at night with no headlights. Worth seven points and an automatic one-year extension to your sex life in the pidittle game. See also 'pidittle'.

Asshole\! \<punches ceiling of car and points to passing car with no headlights on\>

183. (asshole) (6↑, 12↓)
a very stupid or annoying person.

That asshole make me so mad, I want to stop on his foot.

184. (Asshole) (1↑, 8↓)
see example

Spencer Cash Money Mother Fucking Eckert is an asshole

Author: Jason ans Sara http://asshole.urbanup.com/3209517
185. (asshole) (7↑, 14↓)
When a group of white people are witness to a black person doing a real "nigger move" but, because of the black person's presense, are not able to call the black person a nigger, they say, "asshole", but mean, "nigger".

Cracker \#1: "Yo\! Jarome took the last piece of pizza\! You are an asshole Jarome\!" Cracker Posse: "Ha ha\!" Jarome: "Man, ya'll be trippin'."

186. (Asshole) (7↑, 14↓)
The rood-word 'ass' was originally used as another term for donkey, obviusly because a donkey has a big buttocks, some douche bag decided it would be comical to use the word 'ass' to describe the glutumous maximus of the homo erectus. "Asshole" defines the gateway to pleasure, and after that night is also the word you get called by the keeper of the "Asshole".

You Asshole Derek, I can't believe you stuck it in my asshole in the night while I was asleep\!

Author: I LOVE TEH BEER http://asshole.urbanup.com/653230
187. (Asshole) (7↑, 14↓)
The name of an organ, a source of pleasure to many, nevertheless employed as a term of oppobrium; see British [arsehole]

Fall River is the asshole of the world

188. (asshole) (2↑, 10↓)
stupid guy that talks to you when you're alone and ignores you in front of his older, more 'popular' friends. fuck him

asshole: hey whats up? how are you.. you: im good, you? :] 10 minutes later... you: hey wassup? asshole [with other friends]: walks right bye..

189. (asshole) (9↑, 17↓)
Anyone that thinks liberals are actually smarter than conservatives.

That turd is such a liberal asshole

190. (asshole) (3↑, 11↓)
Some women and men I worked with at SAGHospital\! Hostile-Aggressive Lori R. is a prime example of an Asshole\!

She was trash talking about me and making shit up when I caught the asshole bitch\!

191. (asshole) (4↑, 12↓)
A person who commonly says or does stupid things, often in the wrong context.

After they broke up he went out and celebrated. What an asshole\!

192. (asshole) (7↑, 17↓)
poopy hole,arrogant self centered guy,where you poop out of

i pooped out my asshole one midsummer morning

193. (Asshole) (8↑, 20↓)
Anyone who hasn't had the privilegdes you had during your upbringing. Anyone who hasn't gone to an I.V.League university or was graduated after 4-5 years in an accredited college. Anyone who hasn't gotten ahead because of where their uncle or father placed them in a second or third generation family business. People who don't maintane membership in a White Suppremist or Gentleman's Country Club. A person Ugly, Sad or Ignorant with which people don't want to bother. But above all if you agree with this you are an arrogant snobbish hopeless asshole and your misleading, out-of-touch family has the worst of Karma.

I can not appreciate the struggle of the middle and lower classes therefore I am an 'asshole'.

194. (asshole) (12↑, 26↓)
the best place in a woman's body to place your cock, espcecially when you can then put it right in her mouth(see atm).

i placed my cock in my gfs asshole last night. she loved it. i tried to atm her but she kicked me away. she accused me of being gay for wanting to fuck her asshole. i told her that was bullshit, and to stfu and bend over. i was kicked again...this time in the balls.

Author: reverand doctor jim jones, dd., phd. http://asshole.urbanup.com/2585566
195. (asshole) (47↑, 61↓)
A. Any right-wing conservative pushing their extremist agenda in your face. B. In America, typically a right-wing member of the GOP. C. In America, An in-your-face christian extremist. D. On the radio, Rush Limbaugh

Henry: He's a right-wing conserative. John: You mean he's an asshole? Henry: You got that right.

196. (asshole) (10↑, 33↓)
1. Most of those who add their own defenition to this site with little or no actual knowledge, who may also be ignorant. 2. Another word for where your body defecates.

"I that asshole put gays under definition for horror\! Homophobic asshole...." "Dang, most of the edits in words such as "furry" or "gay" were done by real assholes...." "Alot of feces sure did rocket out my asshole after those molded cookies..."

197. (asshole) (15↑, 39↓)
One of the coolest fucking drinking games on this earth\!\!\!\!

Last night we played like 8 rounds of asshole and everyone got totally fucking housed\!\!\!

198. (Asshole) (25↑, 50↓)
Incorrect or "American" spelling of "Arsehole" A person that derives pleasure from actions that hurt other people either physically or mentally.

I can't believe that arsehole cut me off\!

199. (Asshole) (36↑, 64↓)
after reading several definitions on this site i can conclude that the definiction of this word is: the majority of people who submit definitions to this web site

that guy that wrote the definition of the word united states as that of a freedom loving people is a real asshole

Author: liberty lover http://asshole.urbanup.com/278528
Last updated: 2012.02.29

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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